Dating Tips from Newsroom #5:
You can tell the educational background and family history of your date by what they talk about.
Mary mother of God am I sick of that insane analogy. Balancing your checkbook is to balancing the budget as driving to the supermarket is to landing on the moon
~ Sloan Sabbith - The Newsroom (via metropolis447)
545. The only good seat in a convertible is behind the wheel.
549. Master a second language, preferably math.